HELP WANTED!

Guess who is back!I am back seeking applicants for my new revolutionary army.I have finally decided to become a strongman.Yes folks with so much going on in the world recession,depression and all the such I have decided to add another "ssion", aggression.It is time for me to start my global expansion/domination.

It is quite simple all applicants must be just like me i.e., tired of lame ass leaders with their balls in world corporations' pockets making dumb decisions for me.While I am glad to see a black man become president of the most powerful country in the world I am disappoint that he is hell bent on bailing out greedy vipers.

When the boat is sinking if you cant swim then you drown! Also applicants must be able to handle various form of firearms.Pen and paper particular.Applicants must be able to write scorching and flaming reproaches about dark hearted CEOs the equivalent of being hung in the public square ( shootings are reserved for warriors).

Applicants must also be ready to split up the bounty fairly but first must ensure that the " lil man " get his share.Applicants who vile the world economic systems will be serious considered.

So if you think you can stomach some bloodshed and a little character assassination then this job is for you.Send resume to

Gibson Revolutionary Army
P.O. BOX 0000
Death to Traitors Lane
WORLD
or apply by email to www.shitonthem.com
Looking forward to replies.